2.5 hour suicide

So, for one reason or another, I've been a bit annoyed for the last couple days, and rather than watch something I know I'd enjoy, I decided to torture myself. I decided to give Spider-man 3 another try. I'm still not sure why I hate myself enough to do something like this.

The first time I saw the movie, I wanted to break things and possibly poison everyone involved in making this pile of shit. This time, I'm just hoping for all out nuclear war right now. It's the only solution.

I really don't even want to get into why I hate this movie so much because it would take up far too much time and space. The movie has already stolen 5 hours of my life, I don't want to give it more. Let's just leave it at the fact that everything about this movie is an abomination against intelligent humans everywhere. (On an unrelated side note: every Japanese person I've ever met loves this movie. I don't say this to insult the overall intelligence of this country, just the movie watching intelligence.

Oh god, the deus ex machina just kicked in. I need a drink if I'm going to finish this movie.