An Aqua Teen Hunger Force Movie? Can life really be this sweet?

And for that matter, how the hell is a show in which each episode is 11 minutes long going to be turned into a 90 minute (minimum) movie?

Also, when I originally saw the teaser for the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, it looked like it was going to be darker, and more hardcore, like the anime rather than the candy-coated American versions, but the new screens that I've seen are disappointing. Looks like more of the same candy-crap. I was hoping that this would be a movie for the people who grew up on the Turtles, rather than a way to hit a whole new youth audience. Shame.