Harry Potter is a pussy-bitch moron. I love the kid, and I love the books, but he is such a fucking little bitch. The ratio of times that he stands up to someone (who isn't directly trying to kill him) rather than sitting there and taking their shit is ridiculous. At least Ron pounces and yells back and shit. Harry just stays quiet and works on that bleeding ulcer. Tell your damn Aunt and Uncle that they are retarded fucking gits once in a while! It's not like it'll make your stays at their place any worse to do it. Punch Malfoy in the mouth a few times! Kick the reporter in the teeth, break her quill! Go to Dumbledore about how much unfair harassment Snape puts you through! Do something for fuck's sake!

Not to mention how quickly he loses all hope. For him to be that fucking worried about being expelled at the beginning of EVERY FUCKING BOOK, is ri-goddamn-diculous. News flash Mr. Shit-for-brains Potter: you will not get expelled for self-defense! Especially not when everyone in the world knows that this is (at least) a 7 book series! Stop acting like an idiot and be optimistic for once in your fucking life!! And be sure to kick every house-elf you see, because they are the worst characters in all published fiction.

Okay, I'm better now. I think the urge to kill J.K. Rowling is subsiding. I guess that means it's time to jump back into book 5.