After reading his first appearance at the beginning of Chamber of Secrets, I decided that I hated Dobby more than any character that I had ever been introduced to in a book that I liked. After his second appearance in the book, I have decided that there is almost no chance of me ever liking this character. I hate him so much that his existence is making me hate J.K. Rowling a little bit.

Motherfucking third-person speaking pussy-Gollum shitstain.

He is so fucking annoying that it is making me lose steam in my reading just on the chance that he is going to appear again.