Nothing better than having your dad waiting at the top of the stairs after you've just made out in the driveway for a while.

I feel like a fucking teenager.

(Note: the "a" in that last sentence could be placed in a different spot.)

It's amusing to see the progression in age difference of my sexual partners. I've gone from +3 to -3, -4, and soon (the confidence!) -6. This trend cannot continue though, because I don't like the idea of being raped to death in jail. Not to mention my affinity for women with curves, and my dislike of women who resemble 12 year old boys.

I also have to say that it's been a blessing in disguise that Julianne has had the last 3 days off. It probably would have gotten in the way of what I've done if I'd been staring at her body all weekend.

It's amazing how unabashedly male I feel right now. It feels a bit weird, but also so very right.