A friend of mine once told me that because he is allergic to peanuts, his mom made him wear a sign during lunch at school that said something to the effect of: "If you have peanut butter, please do not sit next to me, or touch me."

I feel like I should have to wear a sign that says, "Please do not give or sell me a block of soft mozzarella cheese." Because whenever I have soft mozz in the fridge, I end up just sitting, watching a movie, and slowly eating the whole block.

I am disgusting, but damn do I love my cheese.