Now this one looks better. Merc zombie killer is way better than being a teacher.

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What is your favorite fruit?BananasApplesPineapplesGrapesOrangesPie
Can you taste the rainbow?Yes, and it's deliciousNoWhat is this rainbow of which you speak?
What RPG class would you be?FighterHealerMageNinjaSummonerKnightDragon RiderDancer
Mm... Donuts...Where are these donuts of which you speak?Mm... hippo...Mm... fifty-dollar pretzel...Mm... Simpson's reference...
Su mama.¡Coma los neumáticos!Um... Gracias?Pienso no.¡No, su mama!
Which is the scariest?ZombiesVampiresFashion emergenciesBad fanfictionInsectsBagelsSu mama.
How many hours a day do you spend online on average?1-23-67-1010-24What is this internet of which you speak?
Do you fear the random?Yes.Mm... Random...Su mama.Pie!Ninjas!No. You scare me.
Your future job: Mercenary zombie killer
This person will be your assistant in your job: squiggle4me
You will make this much money: $50,529
Suddenly, a rip in the space-time continuum opens and out pops: judyna
Unless you help them, the world will explode in this much time: 18
To save the world, you need to: Win a pie eating contest
The evil villain who tries to stop you is: salade_dressing
The chance you succeed is:
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