If anyone out there is thinking about pirating the new King Kong video game, don't bother. As of right now, the copy-protection is so fucking annoying to get around, you'll end up breaking shit before getting to play the game.

I hate Peter Jackson, though he had nothing to do with the game. I hate Ubisoft. And I especially hate the Starforce motherfuckers.

All I want to do is beat the shit out of some T-Rexes with Kong...